Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: 

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: 

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

Murray Walker: 

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman: 

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter: 

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Terry Venables: 

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson: 

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977:  

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio: 

"Julian Dicks is everywhere.  It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: 

"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

US TV Commentator: 

"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said?"