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"This
is your captain speaking"
We heard
it already many times when we took off by plane to many
destinations. This message however was very unusual. It was heard
by one of our readers, just when he was making himself comfortable
for a long flight.
World
Champion Weight Lifting 2002
Grandma's
Letter
of Love
They
are lovely people. And can't hurt a fly. But sometimes they are a
bit naive: a grandma. We got a letter from such a lady. It made
our hearts melt. And produced a big smile on our face.
How
to be a good Wife
We
received an actual 1950s Home Economics textbook intended for High
School girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life.Oh
boy, life is changed! Compare for yourself the way things really
are in 2002.
And
then
your Reputation is ruined...
You're
a hard working man or woman and happily married. Your career is
like a sky rocket. And then... one of your jealous colleagues
takes a picture! It circulates through the entire office.
Campagne
Poster "Ik ben BERT"
Deze week is een alternatieve campagne
gestart door het VVI (Vereniging Van Innemers). "De echte
kroegtijgers werden doodziek van het gezeur wie er vanavond
"BOB" moet zijn", aldus een woordvoerder van de
Vereniging. "Het moet maar eens afgelopen zijn met die
watjes-reclame waarbij een ongelukkige veroordeeld wordt tot lauwe
Spa of gore koffie als we gaan stappen!"
Pigeon's
Favorite Sports Commentators
We
all like sports. For most people sports is sitting on the couch,
watching tv and asking for a beer. From some of these members of
the "tv sports club" we've received the funny things
some commentators said during a game. You don't listen to them for most of the
time. But some really make you smile. Although this was unintended...
Get
even with your Bank
We
all know how much we have to pay for simple services to banks and
other companies. One of our readers got fed up with it and wrote a
letter to his bank which could not be misunderstood. But whether
the bankmanager was smiling...?
How
to clean the Cat
It's
an experience that no one will ever forget. Maybe you did it once.
Or gave it even a second shot. You think there's no easy way to do
it. There is! An animal lover in our staff who adores cats, tells
you all about it.
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P aco's
Wisecracks...
"Smoking
is like swimming in water full of sharks and thinking
nothing will happen..."
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Seen
on Signs
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Senator's
Office
To
succeed in politics,
it's
often necessary
to
rise above your principles.
Hospital
The
colder the x-ray table, the more your body
is required on it.
Manager's
Office
Plan
to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Bank
If
you think nobody
cares
about you,
try
missing a couple of payments.
Lawyer's
Office
Love
may be blind, but marriage is a real
eye-opener.
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Today's
Quote:
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"Roses are
red, violets are blue. Once I tought I was ugly...
until I saw you!" |
John
Cleese
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Remarkable
Billboards
There are
thousands of billboards on the world. Some are very funny.
Pigeon readers, with a sharp eye for humor, sent us the pictures
they took during their holidays.
40
Ways to fuck with a bad waiter
Sometimes the
service in a restaurant is lousy. You get irritated, maybe
frustrated. DON'T !! Pay the waiter back in a way she or
he will never forget. How? We tell you how. You'll leave the
place with a smile on your face...
Pigeon's
Favorite T-shirts
Everybody
wears a T-shirt from time to time. Unless you're so fat that
people will think you're a walking party tent. From the streets
all over the world we selected the shirts that made us smile.
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